SOMETHING IS REALLY FREAKING FISHY AND I DON'T LIKE IT!!!

About a month ago I lost my Itouch, and today I find it in my gym bag!!! I know I didn't put it there, but I will get to the bottom of it and find out who did! TRUST ME ON THAT! If I think it is who it is (HIM) I am going th HELL off!!! I'm sick of his detective playing ass!!!! 4REAL~